The United States of The West Siberian Authority is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 557 million West Siberians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong West Siberian Authorityian economy, worth 32.1 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,582 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The West Siberian Authority's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The West Siberian Authority is ranked 261,503^rd in the world and 9,532^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.